Sunday, January 11, 2015

Lohri 2016 New Song, Messages, Wishes, SMS, Greetings

Lohari 2016 English songs, poems, geet, sms, greetings, new messages and wishes are below. Share these on occasion of lohri 2015. If you are searching for Lohari messages 2016, lohri songs, lohri geet, lohri 2016 wishes then you are right plaxe. Check out other articles about lohri images, lohri images with quotes.



“Two berry leaves are hanging
Two date leaves are also hanging
The tree shed the fruit
There’s an engagement in this boy’s house
This boy’s wife is short
She eats and grinds choori(a punjabi dish)
She grinds and grinds and fills the plate?.the wife sits with her sisters in law
Sister in law and the elder son’s wife
Are in their in-laws house
My bebe doesn’t remember the lines after this so she tells me..
Chant
I have come to take my Lohri ”


“The 'ho's are in chorus
Who do you have
The groom with the tandoor
The groom’s daughter got married
He gave 1 kg sugar!
The girl is wearing a red suit!
But her shawl is torn!
Who will stitch her shawl?!
The uncle made choori!
The landlords ate it!
He made the landlords eat a lot!
Lots of innocent guys came
One innocent boy got left behind
The police arrested him!
The policeman hit him with a brick!
Cry or howl!

Give us lohri ..long live your jodi!”


“We set off to have a holy bath in the Ganges
Mother and father in law tagged along
Elder brother and sister in law tagged along
Younger brother and sister in law tagged along
But that bitch my co-wife too latched on

We reached the bank of the Ganges
Mother and father in law landed up
Elder brother and sister in law landed up
Younger brother and sister in law landed up
But that bitch my co-wife too landed up there

We bathed in the Ganges
Mother and father in law had a bath
Elder brother and sister in law had a bath
Younger brother and sister in law had a bath
But that bitch my co-wife too had a bath

Co-wife climbed the first step
Co-wife climbed the second step
Co-wife reached the third step
I gave her a shove
Co-wife drowned in the stream

Mother and father in law wail
Elder brother and sister in law wail
Younger brother and sister in law wail
But that bastard also wailed
I said why do you wail
I am good enough for you

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